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bean machine

see rice rocket - but with a Hispanic influence and/or driver. Found all over America, but more common in Texas and California, Honda Civics and similar cars are tricked out and ghetto-ized by more and more Mexicans and hispanics every day.

Cars are easily identified by hanging Mexican, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Guatemalan, etc. flags hanging from the rear-view mirror.
Guy 1) Man, did you see that rice rocket fly by with the 4 foot tall spoiler?
Guy 2) No bro - there was the red, white and green hangin - that was a bean machine.
by RMurphy February 7, 2007
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Bean Hole

The bean hole is another term for sphincter or anus.
For example, "I want to poke you in the bean hole," or, "Hey dude, she takes it in the bean hole."
by AGCG01 January 22, 2010
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mr. bean

a hilarious british TV comedy that was cancelled, if it has been cancelled. mr. bean is played by rowan atkinson who is also in the movies love actually and bean. in my opinion, one of the funniest British TV shows to be cancelled.

made into an fiscally unsuccessful movie starring rowan atkinson and the crazy dude from ghostbusters.
i like the episode where mr. bean falls asleep during church on his knees and face on the floor and he sneezes and has to use the inside of his pocket as a handkerchief.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005
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smol bean

a term used to describe someone so adorably cute, sweet, and cuddly that you can't help but tear up when you see them smiling/doing something relatively aww-worthy.
by smolparker July 17, 2017
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bean breath

Guy: hey check out bean breath over there.
Dude: quite down man I wanna do his sister.
by george January 20, 2005
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bean queen

homosexual male that is only attracted to latino guys
Whitey is trying to hookup with Carlos of course, because he's a bean queen.
by Erik November 9, 2004
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free frances bean

A campaign started by Maynard James Keenan of Tool to free Frances Bean Cobain from her crazy Momma Courtney Love.
We one day hope to suceed.
Free Frances Bean!
Save her from that Cobain killing bitch!
by bandanasarerad January 8, 2007
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