He is just another douche with another product that aims at body builders to try to scam them into trading their money for Mike Chang's Wang juice (Which consist of hobbit seaman, dragon testicles and corkscrew duck wieners). This conCOCKtion will leave you broke and looking like Gandolf had just rammed his staff up your ass.
"Hi Mike Chang here, if you want to watch a 2 minute Youtube video, you must first watch 3 minutes of my garbage."
or
"I have pay the internet so much money that I am advertised everywhere and every page you click on will have a picture of me on it and this will occur until you pay me to stop bothering you!"
or
"I have pay the internet so much money that I am advertised everywhere and every page you click on will have a picture of me on it and this will occur until you pay me to stop bothering you!"
by Sketchywhale November 18, 2013

A loving and caring guy.
Only allows party members into the AV room.
Is in a Netflix show stranger things
Only allows party members into the AV room.
Is in a Netflix show stranger things
by Billy bob boux jombs August 5, 2018

Actor, dancer, singer, and Tony nominee most known for his role as Connor Murphy in Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He says he "isn't the strongest singer" but he was also in Newsies and was an understudy for Gene Kelly, so, I mean. Also, he has great hair.
by conservation of momentum December 19, 2017

Bijuu Mike (aka Michael) is a funny guy who does YouTube videos on knock off games, Yandere Simulator, reactions to awesome animations that his fans make, etc. People love him because of his awesome personality and for being himself.
by Banana_King2.0 June 11, 2017

The amzing and sexy drummer for mexicore band Pierce The Veil. He is also providing drums & percussion for post-hardcore supergroup Isles & Glaciers, as well as fronting his hip hop solo project called MikeyWhiskeyHands where he raps on beats produced by Pierce the Veil's bassist Jaime Preciado. He has a tattoo of a penis pushing a lawnmower on his upper thigh.
by glow11 June 27, 2013

by Araqduto December 27, 2020

Amazing starting center-fielder for the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Best rookie in baseball, and considered by many to be the front runner for the American League Most Valuable Player Award (AL MVP). Very popular amongst Angels fans and teenage girls.
#27 is the number he wears
#27 is the number he wears
by Lastmanalive October 9, 2012
