piss bottle

A bottle of piss that is left outside one's door when this person/group has been too loud. In some cultures, the piss bottle is used to serve as a warning and is believed to strike fear and terror into the hearts of those who are too noisy while playing Mario Tennis at 4:30 A.M. In others, it is meant to appease the mighty Piss Gods. As for our culture, we haven't decided yet.

Earl: Hey Cletus, they's makin' noise again! Come piss in this here bottle and leave 'er outside ther door! Tha'll show 'em. An maybe the Piss Gods 'll be made happy and take way my here rash.

Cletus: I dun like those piss bottles. They's tastey drinkin' too!

by Robbie T. May 2, 2006

Bottle Shocked

The adjective describing someone who is shocked and or appalled by the drastic changes given to the Propel Water's new appearance. Person Usually feels faint, and may even vomit in some cases.

Boy 1: Hey check out Propels new bottles, they're adorable!

Boy 2: *throws up*

Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.

by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009

tapping the ketchup bottle

The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more.

I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.

My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!

We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.

by iva pad February 27, 2011

Pregame Squeeze Bottle

When you've had a long day at work and no longer have the desire to feel your face, your friends are kind enough to pick you up and supply you with a pregame squeeze bottle. Who knows what's in it and, let's be honest, who cares.

Man I had this long ass shift the other day while everyone else was getting tanked. It was okay though because when Steve picked me up he brought a pregame squeeze bottle.

by FlamingoZucchini March 3, 2011

bottle

Bottle - whether you have the nerve to take on something.

Don't bottle it now you big bottler.

by Adam brandon August 2, 2004

Bottle Fucking

The Act of a Bottle (Preferably a Beer Bottle or Wine Bottle) inserted into one's vagina or anus.

Peter "Can i stick a bottle in you?"
Paige "Ok, i will enjoy that"
Peter "It might not fit in, your tight as fuck"
Paige "Oh i fucking know that shit"
Peter "I Love Bottle Fucking :)"

by Morson July 29, 2009

botter

A gentleman who arrives through the back door, a jaxi driver.

He is a botter.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003