The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.
As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.
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Bageling is the act of deliberately projecting ones Jewiness when in close vicinity to another Jew; in an attempt to let the other Jew know that you are, in fact, Jewish yourself; regardless of the fact that they probably don’t care. These projections can manifest through speech (Kanaina Hora! I forgot to buy a draidle.) Or, through physical actions (Overtly adjusting one’s Sheitel (dead racoon worn as a hat) while weighing a pound of flesh, cutting a hole in a sheet or making any other perceptibly Jewtonian action.)
Verb (Bagels, Bagling, Bagled)
Bageling is the act of deliberately projecting ones Jewiness when in close vicinity to another Jew; in an attempt to let the other Jew know that you are, in fact, Jewish yourself; regardless of the fact that they probably don’t care. These projections can manifest through speech (Kanaina Hora! I forgot to buy a draidle.) Or, through physical actions (Overtly adjusting one’s Sheitel (dead racoon worn as a hat) while weighing a pound of flesh, cutting a hole in a sheet or making any other perceptibly Jewtonian action.)
Verb (Bagels, Bagling, Bagled)
reporting verb
Say in a blatantly Jewey manner:
With Direct Speech: “I’m a Jewishy Jew,” she bageled.
With Clause: She bageled that she won the Jew of the Year award from Jew Monthly.
No Object: They were bageling.
Transitive Verb:
In line at Sobeys, the yenta Bageled loudly to the unsuspecting young Rebbetzin.
Noun:
1. A person who partakes in bageling.
That’s a Bagler if I’ve ever heard one!
or
Bagel World is a place where, if you go early enough, you can experience 'breakfast bagelling.'
2. A bageling statement.
Mom, your Bagling is tiresome.
Say in a blatantly Jewey manner:
With Direct Speech: “I’m a Jewishy Jew,” she bageled.
With Clause: She bageled that she won the Jew of the Year award from Jew Monthly.
No Object: They were bageling.
Transitive Verb:
In line at Sobeys, the yenta Bageled loudly to the unsuspecting young Rebbetzin.
Noun:
1. A person who partakes in bageling.
That’s a Bagler if I’ve ever heard one!
or
Bagel World is a place where, if you go early enough, you can experience 'breakfast bagelling.'
2. A bageling statement.
Mom, your Bagling is tiresome.
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1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.
by ohhcheese July 16, 2006
Get the bagels and roast beef mug.A place that opens at 4:00AM to sell fresh Jewish bagels. Prevalent in Long Island Jew ghettos, like Great Neck.
DWeez- Man, I'm hungry. What's good at this time? It's late.
A Man- Lets get some lox. We be Jews. 4:00 bagel!
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A Man- Lets get some lox. We be Jews. 4:00 bagel!
DWeez- Hi Five!
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"I'm not listening to any more of your techno-babble."
"I'm not listening to any more of your techno-babble."
by Uziyahu July 11, 2006
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"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."
by B. Agel May 31, 2007
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joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!
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