bastard covered bastard with bastard filling

1:bastard that has been covered in bastard and then filled with some bastard.

2: asshole.

3: pugnacious rudeness

Yo shit head. What are you up to?
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Your a tard ass.
Your a bastard covered bastard with bastard filling.
Hey you should put that on urban dictionary.

by Kunster November 2, 2008

bastard

n, A person whose actions are motivated out of necessity rather than a moral code based around being perceived as nice or good.

antonym: dreamer

Movie: Flight of the Phoenix (2004)
Stuck in the desert with dwindling water supplies, Elliott (the bastard) executes an injered enemy against the wishes of the other suvivors, as he would die eventually anyway and they would have no chance of surviving were they to share water with him.

by Dyslexic Bibliophile May 8, 2007

Spherical Bastard

Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.

Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.

Syntax: Spherical cuss-word

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html

"Hey Eugene McLeroy!"

Eugene McLeroy: Yes?

"You're a spherical bastard."

Eugene McLeroy: Oh My!

by nostraticispeak June 20, 2009

Fat Bastard

A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.

Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.

Vitale looks like fat bastard. Ugh.

by bosm January 28, 2009

bastard child

A child born to unmarried parents, see Love Child

umm... what can you put for an example of such stupidity? No comdum.

by Tabzie July 18, 2005

basstersize

To humiliate or pick on. make somebody feal like an unappreciated bastard child.

Ernie "Hey Buddy why don't you pick up youre junk and get out of here, youre always in my way! Buddy "Why do you have to basstersize me all the time"

by old grump November 21, 2010

Bastard Been Fuck

Being a sly, horrible, dirty cunt who nobody likes.

"That Ben guy is a Bastard Been Fuck"

by Benmaz1f April 23, 2017