Bald swag

an instance where a person is seen as cool, that has acquired a bald spot.

Hair + baldspot = Baldswag

Susy: Wow john is really cool
John: Baldswag

see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.

by Cat Swiftness December 17, 2012

Baldino

The standard unit of measurement for girth. Units can be converted similarly to the Metric system.

1) Man what a chode, it was 2 inches long and 3 Baldinos around.

2) Dugas has a piece of wet spaghetti. It might be 8 inches long, but its only 3 centibaldinos.

by the supreme man June 28, 2009

wrestling the bald headed champion

another term for beating one's pud, or a chick giving someone a hand job.

last night jim got caught by his mom wrestling the bald headed champion to a national geographic.

or

kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.

by deucecaddy September 22, 2006

baldhawk

A mohawk as worn by a balding man. The net effect is a small vertical strip of hair on the back of a man's head, as he has lost all hair on the top of his head.

"Check out the baldhawk on the guy."
"Meh, at least it's not a rat tail."

by Toxin July 24, 2008

bald headed scoochie rat

A nappy haired ignorant woman; A ghetto woman that does not know when to stop running her mouth.

that bald headed scoochie rat always be shoving them hot flames in her mouth

by amartinez November 4, 2010

bald

to have no hair where it is suppose to be

Britney Spears;

to be bald is now known as "To pull a Britney."

by Ashalee March 23, 2007

bald-headed

A hipper, sexier way of describing a man with no hair. But it can also be a more amusing or insulting term to depict bald men as well.

Bald-headed men are often very sexy and masculine.

by Valinda November 1, 2006