Skip to main content

bartlett

Noun: Large pile of excrement.
Oh, man, I just stepped in a bartlett
by whackadoo January 21, 2015
mugGet the bartlett mug.

bartlett

female body style that is shaped like a bartlett pear.
Holy shit!!!! Look at that bartlett.
by valvespout August 30, 2005
mugGet the bartlett mug.
Related Words
batrl barley barlos bartlett Barlow Bartle Doo barlowed barl batfl4g barley pop

nathan barley

Proof that even Chris Morris can write a pile of crap.
How did the genius behind The Day Today and Brass Eye come up with unwatchable catshite like Nathan Barley?
by OD Smith March 10, 2005
mugGet the nathan barley mug.

Bartlett

That kid just recited an entire friends episode, he is a fucking Bartlett.

Often used as an insult or to describe the runt of the litter.
by Colin Fudge July 28, 2012
mugGet the Bartlett mug.

James Barlowed

James Barlowed is an act of gay sex including various farm animals and used condoms filled with shit then frozen and then proceed fucking the farm animals with the frozen shit used condom.
Person 1: do you see how that cow got james barlowed by tom last night?

Person 2: yea its probobly dead right now tom was so drunk.
by keepinit23 April 18, 2010
mugGet the James Barlowed mug.

buck barley

nigger that works hard under the sun and picks up barley and barely makes enough money to even pay taxes.
by the nig of them all October 20, 2008
mugGet the buck barley mug.

bartlett

1a. a small irritating fever in human form, usually appears when not needed or wanted
1b. refers to something very small, or small in comparison to something else which is larger or better
both of the above definitions refer to a person in the north herts area who fits both criteria and the phrase was first donned by those who he believes to be his friends. WARNING: if you ever get into contact beware of the mood swings especially when he is having his period
whilst this may appear to be the slagging off of a particular person he has become so infamous that it a country wide term
2. a pear
1a. "does anyone actually like bartlett?"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"yes, i mean no"
1.b. "wow look at that that new year 7 he's well bartlett"
2. "Hmm I would have a bartlett if only it didn't remind me of a fag in the north herts area, even though i have not met the boy i already dislike him"
by the anti-bartlett July 26, 2008
mugGet the bartlett mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email