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Batman

A rich man name Bruce Wayne who has become a dark vigilante bent on destroying all evil due to his gruesome past. He has lots of money to help and plenty of training to allow him to possess the skills to fight crime and escape from pretty much any trap.
Batman is a rich man who's parents were killed when he was a child. Now he is a rich man with lots of money to help him in his quest for vengeance.
by Blnd_Man December 8, 2009
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batmanipulate

To manage or influence skillfully, esp. in an unfair manner.
Bruce was a nice guy, but he would often batmanipulate me into doing what he wanted.
by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007
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Batman

The most amazing superhero on the planet who technically cant actually be called "super" as he doesnt have any actual powers. Of course, he makes up for that with his butt kicking martial art style, and amazing gadjets. for some reason, he is the most popular hero next to superman, and somehow ALWAYS wins. he is also usually 3-5 steps ahead of everyone he has ever fought. He is the BEST hero ever. BATMAN!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! Batman just saved the planet again by punching the alien mother in the face and then planting a bio-bomb for that specific species of unknown alien that he made in his cave and then put in his toolbelt to use for later!!!!! He is quite possibly the most amazing person in all of existence!!!!!!! GO BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!
by 3Quantum3 November 10, 2011
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Juicy Batman

"Let me get a juicy batman with no wings."
by Golden Penis April 23, 2010
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Batman v Superman

A very rushed and disappointing movie about Batman and Superman kicking the shit out of each other and then teaming up to fight a gray ninja turtle with laser vision.
Just saw Batman v Superman and it was complete ass!
by archer12 March 8, 2017
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dutch batman

A sexual act involving two people, one male, and one female, where the female lays down on her back, and the fine gentleman will move his bowels atop the woman's chest.

Following the bowel movement, the woman gives the genteman, quite shamelessly, a massage of the testicles using the excrement and waste from her bosom
Once the testicles are completely caked in this mess of anal glory, the gentleman will then thank the woman for the hot mud massage. He does this by placing from behind, his filth covered balls on to the woman's face. (See Roman Helmet)
The end result from this besides a messy weiner, is a woman wearing a mask comparable to that of batman's, as well as a chest logo, its a full package, and it looks like a bat!

May take more than one try....
How would you like a dutch batman, miss?
by Fillmore Buttes August 19, 2011
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