alaskan barbecue

Making a dildo out of ice and shovin it into your partners anus.

Dude he gave his girl an alaskan barbecue and now she can't stop feeling the burn.

by NeoTorchwick May 21, 2017

Shanah bartels money

It's a noun. Always, ALWAYS to be spent on Josh Maloney

Shanah bartels money was spent on Josh because she is a nice person

by Spend your money on me June 10, 2018

barted; v., past-tense

made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted and blew the test.

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003

barteries

The term for cell phone batteries. This is a combination of the words "battery" and "bar", because of the "battery meter bars" on cell phones.

"dang, my barteries are low!" exclaimed Jill, as she threw her cell phone across the room.

by Pallybear December 28, 2005

Barbecue

A description for something which would be considered epic, hot, awesome, and incredible all at once.

Woah, that party was BARBECUE!
Dude, that chick.. BBQ. Know what I'm sayin?

by tartarbinks January 17, 2014

Barteck

Meaning "Emo" , "Pussy" , "suicidal" , "no friended" , or "Dumb Polak".

Barteck is gay

by Mischeifx November 18, 2010

bartender

1. Like or the actual conditions of prison sex... see Prison Hump...

2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)

3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...

1. "That was some crazy-ass rough sex! That was so fuckin' bartender..."

2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"

3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"

by wez-1 September 4, 2005