Bar beard

The beard men grow, usually involuntarily, while studying for the Bar Exam because they're too stressed/distracted/busy to shave.

"What's up with the facial hair on Carlos?"

"He grew a Bar beard because he's freaked out studying for the Pennsylvania bar exam next month."

"OK. At least it's full and not a neck pussy."

by GrampyMcGillicuddy August 3, 2009

Jesus Bar

The handle on the passenger side of 4 wheel drive vehicles that you hold onto when the vehicle tilts on extreme angles.

The Jesus Bar is so named because most passengers will grab it at the same time as shouting "Oh Jesus!"

by Byron john March 26, 2009

bar far

combined use of 'bar none' and 'by far' to signify that something is far and away the best

mikey is the most helpful dude, bar far

by Greenskie December 6, 2011

Bar Grub

If you are in a bar and a man or woman (depending on your preference) is next to you offer them a drink. After you have done that if she says yes then ask her if she/he likes "dat bar grub" if he/she says yes then get them a packet of crisps from the bar

Peter: Did you go out last night, did you ask anyone out?
David: Nah, but she likes that bar grub though

by jlmcnulty February 10, 2017

woohoo bar

deliciously wonderful psychedelic drug for wild animals that brings them from domestic to feral behaviors. Bears and Deer are commonly seen going off these bars in convenience stores.

Yo did you see Jack's pet bear? Thing had some woohoo bars and tripped sack.. Animal control had to take him out.

by ggezhearts October 24, 2018

Pirate Bar

(n) At the end of an awesome night, nothing wraps it up right quite like booty. Once the bars have closed, usually 2 AM, and success hasn't been found with new female/male prospects, this is the bar that is still open and where booty is guaranteed.

Pirate Bar: the place to get booty.

Note: booty is not guaranteed, however it is a common desire.

A booty call is usually made to multiple locations of Pirate Bar to see if booty is available.

1. (2 AM) I've had so much to drink, I don't think I can get it up for Pirate Bar.

2. Dude, the Pirate Bar on 4th street is open for my business.

3. Arrr, I love me the pirate bar!

by ScubaSnake January 17, 2011

bar mud

The black sticky material that covers your feet and possibly areas of your leg after a long night of bar hopping. The nature and makeup of this material is still somewhat uncertain.

Seth: Omg what the hell is all this black shit on my feet
Me:Dude, you fell in the bar mud.
Seth: Dammit, I knew I shuoldn't have worn flip flops

by Tmoneysizzle January 8, 2008