bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.

"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.

by Sarah666 August 19, 2007

Bench Fassy

A man who deliberately disrespects or degrades someone for the validation or approval of other men. This is common amongst men who are in gangs or about the street life and lack father figures.

1. This bench fassy yute only tried to come for me because his boys were around. SMH

2. Bench fassy men have low esteem and always seek validation from other men. It’s weird and creepy

by Arron j smith September 8, 2021

buddy bench

The bench at any park where your parents force you to sit with the little shit you want to be the furthest away from because they won't stop getting into fights with you.

But moooooom, he won't stop throwing rocks at me and calling me stupid!

Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!

by Word Lookerupper August 21, 2022

Bench

Bench is a series of events that happens when a boy and a girl go to the morrin maze green area and do the dirty

"If i make this shot i get three minutes of BENCH"

by asian_uncle_mal June 14, 2025

park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.

My dog's a freakin park bench.

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Bench

Another Word for bitch

From 'The Good Place'

Son of a bench

by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020

To Bench

Verb to bench. To act on, achieve or try completing a task in a fast and determined manner

That beer’s getting old! Go on! You’ve got to bench it!

by Husky Boy June 8, 2020