Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

long armed

a thot

woah is me, that sidepiece is so long armed!

by longarmedgorl March 2, 2019

Part-arded

Someone who is only partially retarded.

"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."

by xanadude313 August 14, 2019

One armed eddy

Giving someone a hand job when you have only one available hand due to the other being in a cast or sling.

After falling off that horse I was playing one armed eddy for months

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020

One armed Edelle

When a woman only has one available hand for hand jobs due to having a cast or sling. The female equivalent of the one armed eddy.

After her snowboarding fall she a one armed edelle for the rest of the holiday

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020

Short armed

A term used during welding of pipe and one welder doesn’t weld to the 6 o’clock position

Bennett “ look at that weld Argyle , Steven has short armed me again ffs “

by SPI Argyle July 28, 2021

Re-Arded

Aka... retarded

When a Canadian / Jamaican male acts like he a woman that gets menstrual cramps every 28 days. Eg... when he doesn't agree with something and wants to be heard.. he then starts acting like a cry baby bitch!

Look at Chuckie, he's acting so re-arded, like a cry baby bitch!

by QweneT to u bitch August 25, 2021