Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Euphemism for sticking it in the butt of an Argentinian woman.

Governor Sanford (R) was furiously hiking the Appalachian Trail for several days over Father's Day weekend.

by ZezAzeZ June 24, 2009

appawling

An adjective describing something awesome or terrible or both that probably occurred in Pawling, NY, or something related to something that might occur in Pawling, NY.

That turtle is appawling.

by PoolTurtle July 19, 2010

appalachian mountains

A mountain system in eastern North America that stretches from Quebec and Main in the north to Georgia and Alabama in the south.

We went up the side of the Appalachian Mountains to get a good view of the big horned sheep.

by Trinity Smith December 12, 2016

Appalachian Avalanche

Defacating through a hole cut in a hammoc, while someone lays beneath said hammoc.

Chris enjoys receiving Appalachian Avalanches on the regular!

by Doug Social June 25, 2023

appalachian

To spew epithets about a person's ethnic or cultural background, while at the same time holding oneself up as highminded and respectable. Common on some internet discussion forums.

That self-satisfied, ignorant bastard came back online only to appalachian you; you can't take that windbag seriously.

by Bemused Observer July 30, 2008

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To have an extramarital affair in another country, especially South America.

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was hiking the Appalachian Trail last week and didn't tell anyone where he was, but he's really really sorry about it.

by Ken Starr June 24, 2009

appalachian

To spew epithets about a person's ethnic or cultural background, while at the same time holding oneself up as highminded and respectable. Common on some internet discussion forums.

That self-satisfied, ignorant bastard came back online only to appalachian you; you can't take that windbag seriously.

by Bemused Observer July 23, 2008