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Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.
Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.
by Darwin800 August 16, 2024
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Zoo juice

Questionable stains, spots, or substances of an unknown origin found in your home that are blamed on your pets.
What’s that nasty shit on your pillowcase? Man, it’s probably zoo juice.
by FerReally January 16, 2020
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Knob Zoo

Lesly: I love knob zooing with ash, katie, and han. they're the best .
by serendipxty June 18, 2020
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Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.
Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.
by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017
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zoo wee mama

dan- i died

zack- zoo wee mama
by koksukcer June 3, 2021
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Zoo

Ridin in a range, smokin on some zoo” - Pe$o Pat
by TheCureator June 27, 2021
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