dutch act

suicide....the Irish in NYC used to call Germans 'dutchmen'. Late 19th century legend is a bunch of 'micks' were out getting liquored up and heard a guy screaming and then...nuthin' dead. The guy was 'German' and thus the 'noun' became a 'verb'.

"Oh my gosh there you are!" "What's worng?" "I couldn't find you so I thought you went out and committed 'the dutch act." "Thanks...

by rusoviet April 19, 2020

Acting The Maggot

Acting in particularly foolish manner

Would you two stop acting the maggot and do your homework

by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017

Fuckiem Act

When a freind of yours commits a heinous crime against you.

David did the fuckiem act -sobs uncontrollably-

by fuckiem_act_maker August 9, 2021

standards act

Legislation passed in 2010 after hooks up with girls your bed wouldn't approve of. Prohibits sexual acts with women who are not up to a certain level of hotness.

Dude, forget her shes like 250 pounds, what happened to the standards act?

by standrds23433 April 28, 2011

acting Zassy

to get offended by something insignificant or for no reason at all

Because someone didn't ask politely enough, John got annoyed. He was acting Zassy.

by Zassyboi May 1, 2016

The Salmon Act

The salmon act is a mid 1989 term for "suspiciously holding a salmon" its a law in England that can get you a fine.

It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal

There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct

The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.

The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"

Matt: hey you can't hold a salmon like that
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay

by kaptinkyranart on tiktok August 5, 2021

sister act

a feeling of total annoyance of the ingnorant ghetto wannabes around you

I feel totally sister act, those bageenies won't shut up.

by Anonymous March 17, 2003