Climate change

Trees being clear cut for development, farming, or any other purpose isn't climate change, it's just simply people that don't think they have enough dollar signs (developers especially). It's people that don't think they're part of the problem, they have a more positive view of themselves (though they don't see their view of themselves as narcissistic).

As long as people see dollar signs where a family of trees stands, trees are endangered. The kinds of people that clear cut them aren't going to respect them any time soon, they're more concerned about the respect they think they will get once they make money out of the trees (as money does come from paper, which comes from trees). The trees are the underdogs, not the people. Climate change is a fictional way of thinking, a way for humans to say they're in control of everything in the environment.

by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021

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Get the Climate changemug.

Change the Baby

When you are having anal sex with a girl and you pull out, slap some baby powder on her ass (because now it is raw!), wipe off your dick and flip her over to start doing it in her vagina.

Josh: "Man, I don't think I did anal sex right."
Jason: "Did you change the baby?"

Hannah: "That dude totally changed my baby last night!"
Elvir: "It makes it bearable."

by BW3Crew June 20, 2011

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