theo

The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen:)

person1: theo is really cool!
person2: yeah ik, He’s also hot! ;)

by xdlolz October 4, 2021

The law of Theo

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told

Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....

by gowk_ February 25, 2020

Theo

Theo Is one of the most genuine guys you have ever met! He is so kind and mature but also has a god dick. I normally wouldn't say it but his name does mean god in greek! I love Theo, He should typically be paried with woman and is not gay

Theo: You are the most Beautiful woman I have ever seen!

Girl: I love you, everything I say about you is true for all Theo's

by tc0033000 February 23, 2022

Theo

Theo is antisocial, loving music type of guy good looking, chill as hell small friend circle, never switch up on friends and family , loyal money chaser.

If your boyfriend is a Theo he won’t never let you go.

by Baby28 November 21, 2021

Theo Bull

A chode who wants Benjis schlonger hung up inside his bum. Also commits incest.

Benji is wellll fit-Theo Bull

by theoadmierwer March 6, 2025

enslaved Theo

Trapped in the sex dungeons of his mum and dad. They use his brother’s bathroom and handcuff him to the radiator. His sister comes in and fingers him with her 5 inch nose.

Let’s get that enslaved Theo, he needs a good pounding

by The rays July 3, 2024

Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 13, 2024