Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.
by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023
Get the Theomug. The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated
% = __________1________ X 100
2 + people you've told
% = __________1________ X 100
2 + people you've told
Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
by gowk_ February 25, 2020
Get the The law of Theomug. by vbefbjhebvthgthgbirbutitrpoop April 19, 2022
Get the theomug. Theo Is one of the most genuine guys you have ever met! He is so kind and mature but also has a god dick. I normally wouldn't say it but his name does mean god in greek! I love Theo, He should typically be paried with woman and is not gay
Theo: You are the most Beautiful woman I have ever seen!
Girl: I love you, everything I say about you is true for all Theo's
Girl: I love you, everything I say about you is true for all Theo's
by tc0033000 February 23, 2022
Get the Theomug. Theo - A useless cricketer, who can't bat, bowl or catch for shit. He also makes mediocre knock-offs that even China wont touch.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear they got 0 runs?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they had Theo on their team. Tipies Theo"
Person 2: "Yeah, they had Theo on their team. Tipies Theo"
by CornieVanErmelo February 15, 2024
Get the Theomug. by theoadmierwer March 6, 2025
Get the Theo Bullmug. Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say
YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does
YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does
Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies
by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024
Get the Theo has curtainsmug.