by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018

Verb
Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon
Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon
by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
by hmakav February 5, 2013

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.
i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.
by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014

A term commonly used by high school students on the North Side of Chicago, Illinois used to refer to a small and wealthy area surrounding Francis W. Parker School.
Person 1: Hey! Let's go to a White Sox game!
Person 2: I don't know, I try not to leave the Parker Bubble.
Person 2: I don't know, I try not to leave the Parker Bubble.
by FWP2019 December 6, 2015

Hey imma be a parker hudson and roast him back for what I did by spending my whole weekend writing a disstrack
by PakerHudson December 4, 2017

A girl that is one of a kind special, absolutely stunning and beautiful. Can sing like an angel and cares about people she loves. Has a personality that is indescribable and a smile that is contagious.
by Her bestfriend 19 February 27, 2019
