Max

The greatest guy you will ever meet. Tall athletic body, gorgeous face, and the deepest brown eyes you will find yourself staring into for hours. Smart but doesn't flaunt it, but still casually drops big words into random sentences. He can take a joke, and will often get teased alot because of it, but usually doesn't care. Popular, but sort of low-key, everyone knows and likes him but he's not considered a jock. Is an amazing person to talk to about anything, and if you find yourself dating one, you're the luckiest person ever.

I love my Max to death. Idk what i'd do without him.

by ConfusedAndShooketh December 1, 2019

Max

He’s kinda an asshole

“Hey that’s Max, he sucks”

by Kshdbfjf October 1, 2019

Max

Max is the latin word for tiny pp he is very small and unpubertized man he big gay

guy: omg who is that

guy 2: oh that’s tiny (max)

by wongo bongo man June 17, 2019

Max

A Max is a dickhead assface that knows nothing and is worth nothing. He is trash. He is also a hobohabilis. Come at me bro!

Max.

by Fhffhfhdowbweifbf April 9, 2019

Max

Max is a rapist who goes to St andrews cathedral school he is currently in love with a girl named Izzy and loves to eat.

Max was raping a girl.

by Shshhana October 25, 2017

Max

Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...

Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying

Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*

by Sootyash April 10, 2019

Max

Oh fuck he is just the most petty, grumpy, sensitive little ranga. I think he is insecure about the odd shape of his man-gina. Don’t be fooled by the fact that he has a girlfriend, he is generally unpleasant to be around. He is also aggressively jealous and immature in everything that he does, like just grow up you little bitch.

Person 1 - “ fuck dude all I did was make eye contact with your girlfriend”
Max - *chugs can of Monster and brushes greasy hair out of his eyes* “ I don’t care, if you do it again I’ll cry and go break like three mirrors faggot!!”
Person 1 - “classic Max”

by Max=knobster October 22, 2019