n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.
The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.
by despot ruler January 20, 2010
Get the Douche Bag in Trainingmug. "I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"
by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013
Get the Hashtag Douche bagmug. A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.
Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!
"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"
"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"
Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"
"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"
Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011
Get the Douche Bag Mafiamug. Someone who uses Twitter obsessively and is a complete Douche about it. Someones whos tweets are consistently boring and pointless or self evaluating
Did you see Roman's last tweet? 'Roman just left the gym. Benchpressed 250. New Record! Gonna go break some hearts at the club now' That guy is such a Hashtag Douche bag
by Dannyf11 May 17, 2011
Get the Hashtag Douche Bagmug. Pale skinned computer geeks who wear stupid black t-shirt with the dumbest things printed on them and play far too much Guitar Hero and FPS games. Who, in turn then boast about their "mad skillz" even though they are just sad pale virgins.
Dave thinks he's cool for no reason. He thinks his Halo 3 score will help him score! Ha What a douche bag.
by Anthony Stabile November 10, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. Noun: The popped collar on polo shirts. Traits attributed to collar poppers are arrogance and some times delusions of grandeur.
Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.
Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.
Girl 1: This party's pretty gross. Who's that hottie over there?
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?
Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?
Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.
by McSantos May 18, 2009
Get the douche bag flagmug. Aka: low life, sorry excuse for a parent, sperm donor, A self absorbed, insufficient, irresponsible, sorriest excuse for a father. Being completely incapable of thinking of anyone other than their self . Being unable to carry out a simple task to help take care of their child or to be a father figure in your child's life. Making empty promises or not making any promises at all…(which is worse). Not understanding the basic needs of your own children, like feeding, bathing or helping financially to cover the cost of raising a child. A douche bag father does the very bare minimum of parenting. A douche bag father typically finds another poor innocent female soul to lie to and manipulate to try to help while children visit.
The douche bag father did not make sure the kids got their homework done while they(kids) were at his house.
The douche bag father didn't work on the project with their kid.
The douche bag father didn't help with any of the medical bills.
The douche bag father had money for cigarettes, but not food or drinks for his kids that day.
The douche bag father didn't work on the project with their kid.
The douche bag father didn't help with any of the medical bills.
The douche bag father had money for cigarettes, but not food or drinks for his kids that day.
by Jeepmomma January 16, 2017
Get the douche bag fathermug.