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Post zip drip

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023
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zipping

When you leave one place to go to another place with a different ZIP code. Particularly useful if you want to leave but teleportation is not available.
Yo bro, I'm zipping home...

Dude, he just zipped...
by therealfakereality May 18, 2022
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Zips Bitch You Wrote It

When somebody say that they heard a rumor that you was talkin' shit and get the proof and you know they wrote it for attention.
"She hit me up like...you talkin' shit. Zips Bitch You Wrote It!"
by ItzManhattan January 16, 2017
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zip tied balls

it is the username/gamer tag of any pro gamer who doesn't feel the need to flaunt his superiority through "cool" tag or user. this person is an absolutely cracked player, and goated at chess. so not me.
bro #1: aye man i found this dude called zip tied balls on a game. he was cracked but wasn't toxic and congratulated the other team the only time we won.
bro#2: dam he seems like a chad.
by ZipTiedBalls April 18, 2024
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Zip Your Zit

To hide your zit by any means, using any kind of ridiculous solutions. Such as makeup, photoshop, or band aids, or not leaving out the house.
Example 1: Yo! Tommy has some zits on his face, why don't he zip his zits?

Example 2: *Whispers* Irene, puss alert, puss alert...! Zip Your Zit...!
by Bokra Okra Oops! May 25, 2018
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Zipping

The same thing as “Dipping” except it starts with a Z. Used when you’re leaving a function and/or situation.
You: “Yo this party is ass
Friend: “Yeah I’m zipping tf out”
by MrSibilia October 19, 2021
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Zip

A way of exaggerating how fast something is or explaining how it is
That car went by so fast it was just like zip gone
by Lesbian mermaid queen December 14, 2016
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