Shaking My Yogurt

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating

"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

by Deez.Nuts May 04, 2015

dropped my yogurt

To experience an uncontrolled ejaculation.

Rob: Oh wow i was in reception the other day and i nearly dropped my yogurt.
Paul: oh yeah.
Rob: These girls were stunning you would have dropped yours as well.

by leafblower December 08, 2014

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk

Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Greek Yogurt

-oikos
-chobani
-brown cow

-oikos means house

-chobani means a Sheppard, one who takes care of his sheep, herd

dirty1---CUM!!! CUM!!! AND MORE CUM!!!
dirty2---CUM dripping from a girls asshole mixed with some brown shit...cum and shit = greek yogurt

wanna cum over and have some greek yogurt???

sure, do u have oikos???

well i was thinking of the other greek yogurt

oh u mean chobani???

no i mean my CUM in your ass!!!

by blthrskt November 23, 2009

waxing the yogurt maker

Yet another term for floggin' yer log, spankin' the monkey, ad infinitum...

He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.

by Bejay Hyker March 29, 2004

Louisiana lemon yogurt

A Louisiana yogurt is when someone uses Expired Yogurt (Greek is fine too)
as lube, and pees into his partners Vagina. During intercourse.

You can turn it into a Lemon chocolate one in one easy step too!

Look at that poor thing, looks like she got

Louisiana lemon yogurt All over.
Her gynecologist quit after that, poor thing.

by You Make Me Feel Like A Man August 11, 2022

greek yogurt

The superior yogurt, thus the name "greek"

They don't call it greek yogurt for nothing

by J4keB October 24, 2018