Agony Yank

noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.

Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?

Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...

by Yankster October 20, 2008

mississippi yank

Pulling something large with a great amount of force.

“I had to give that box a Mississippi Yank just to get it out!

by Mr. mrguy November 21, 2017

Yank

A term used by American Southerners to describe North fellas

a. "Its a Yank! Shoot it!

b. John Boy: "he called you a Yank, Billy Bob"! Billy Bob: "No body call my a Yank!I am going to shoot you, you Limey Bastard!"

c. “get off my yard you yank!”
d. “you yanks better get outta my way and i better not find out any of you are ganks”

by BillFromTheSouth24 May 7, 2022

The act of yanking ones chain

To "pull someone's leg" or pull a joke over on someones

I really just yanked Ellie barkleys chain!

That is the act of yanking ones chain

by Jmoneyjmoneyjmoney February 14, 2024

Yank Out

Verb -
1. To hang out and have sex.
2. The act of having sex.

1. "Hey girl, you want to yank out this weekend."
2. "I can't come to the phone right now, this girl and I are yanking out."

by Professor Jer December 20, 2011

Yanking his chain

Jerking off

*boy bsf sends a video saying he is yanking his chain*
Was he really yanking his chain

by bellajo113 January 3, 2020

YANK

The act of taking ones hair out if yours looks like Yvonnes.

Nappy ass bitch, gotta take yo hair out cause it looks like shit, YANK.

by YANKYANK December 13, 2009