Suicide Yank

A person who Ties a rope to a heavy object, including they're neck, then yanking they're body forward as hard as possible to kill they're self

Random person: How did he commit suicide!?
Detective: Looks like he did a suicide Yank.

by OMGWOWHILYMOLY July 1, 2022

let me get a yank

A slang term from philly used by broke mfs mostly in school. It’s just another way to ask for a dollar.

Guy 1: Yo bro let me get a yank real quick

Guy 2: I don’t even know you boul and ion even got it on me
Guy 1: Damn ight can you piece that cookie tho?

by Sluzzledude August 14, 2021

Agony Yank

noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.

Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?

Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...

by Yankster October 20, 2008

Yank

A cock. A dick. A penis.

This is a NOUN, not a verb.

Marcy said: I can't wait to jump on Chad's YANK tonight!

by Jazzybeany January 19, 2012

Yank my Dank

The act of yanking ones dank implies he is is pulling on his penis

I cant yank my dank because its no nut november

by DANK_YANKER November 12, 2018

Yank

Yank stands for “You ain’t never kidding.” This slang acronym is commonly used, especially in the southern region of the United States, when one agrees strongly with another’s comment.

Person 1: Pizza Hut buffet is bussin.

Person 2: Yank!

by Man o’ Word January 1, 2024

Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021