Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

by Cinocat November 30, 2011

Texas bowl wrapper

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..

Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.

by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015

Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.

8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"

by Carbinator July 8, 2015

Washington Wiener Wrap

A man must wrap his shaft in a tortilla (preferably cornmeal) to substitute for a condom. Then proceed to insert Mexican Ingredients into the woman's anus and vagina. The man will then fuck her profuciley, causing the ingredients to mush, the woman will then force them out into the tortilla and roll it as best she can and then proceed to eat it.

"Latino Women give the best Washington Wiener Wraps."

by LSDemonKid March 17, 2017

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

by A Gherkin November 23, 2018

Warpole

a slang term for male genitalia used on the social media site twitter. often used in the twitter name of various members, usually as a last name, e.g. Fred Warpole.

him: i'd sure like to tickle your tonsils with my warpole

her: you'd better bury your face in my warhole if you ever expect that to happen.

by Lance Warpole May 22, 2012

C-wrap

A synonym for a condom.

Yo Lonnie, this bitch is fixing for a ride. Hook me up with a C-wrap. I don't how dirty that tang is.

by Ghost deini January 11, 2006