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Wonky fruit cake

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"
by MartyMortyMelvin May 23, 2024
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Wonky Wheezy

Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.
The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.
by anonymous July 9, 2024
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Wonky Wheezy

Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.
The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.
by ElToro Loco July 9, 2024
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Wokey Jokey

Anything that was formally innocent and fun that's become obscene and absurd due to woke ideology. Origin: from the song and dance, Hokey Pokey. Woke version: You stick your pronouns in, you stick your penis out, you cut it off, then you start to scream and shout. You do the Wokey Jokey and turn yourself into girl, that's what it's all about!
Advertising used to be funny or entertaining, but now they are wokey jokey.
by Faguar December 10, 2025
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Tonky Wonky

watch out for that tonky wonky, he's a big boy and he likes the look of you...
by Tonky Wonky Prey March 5, 2011
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Get wonky

To get wonky means take MDMA and get "wonky"
Oi pal wanna get wonky this weekend
by big time chuffer June 1, 2018
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winker wonker

a retard that says things that doesn't add up

term created by vertical
A: Yo I fucked my cat
B: why did you do it you winker wonker
by verticool October 4, 2019
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