Wallop Jocky

Some one thats uses shite patter to deflect a point or opinion about them.

Reece Jonny Davidson your dugs goat tits

Aaron Shut the fuck up ya Wallop Jocky

by AzzaP July 6, 2016

Willow Reeves

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, and funny girl in the entire world.

Corey:"Man I can't believe I'm dating Willow Reeves!"

by Dabaum December 19, 2016

wallowing hippo

Shitting in a toilet cistern.

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.

by captnphunky March 9, 2017

willow weaving

After a one night stand when a lady has got many ropes of cum in her hair which subsequently has dried into dry chunky strips. This is the process of trying to tie these strips of dry cum riddled hair into a rudimentary plait or ponytail before doing the the walk of shame.

Emma: I can't believe how much that guy unloaded in my hair last night. I had to do some serious willow weaving before getting out of there.
Kate: You could have washed your hair after.

by Alan Morissette January 1, 2018

willow medcraft

Willow Medcraft is a person who has a micro penis, don’t make her mad or else she’ll beat you to shit. She is a very elegant young woman who makes all men that she crosses paths with shooketh.

Omg yesterday Willow Medcraft made me shooketh

by Twiddle ma skittles January 6, 2018

Wallon

An inconsiderate and typically self-centered person who rarely considers what others say, and is known to stoop to very low levels, most of which deem to be loosely synonymous to their native country.

"Is he still going on about it? It's like talking to a wallon!"
"Only a wallon would act like that, best you leave them to it."

by GeorgiosK November 4, 2018

Willow parr

A cow that makes people cry

You know that willow Parr she’s a right bitch

by Shellll1234 November 27, 2018