Wobbly

Old police term for a subject who uses impairments such as alcohol or narcotics. Came about because of their wobbly walk when impaired.

Officer tom: that suspect is good for being wobbly.

by Marty Jackson September 30, 2022

Wobble Nectar

A term for the blue, glacier freeze flavored Gatorade.

Hey bro, when you're at the deli, can you pick me up some wobble nectar? I need some electrolytes mang...

by dickylipz May 7, 2011

gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/

'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'

by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022

The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

wobbling-in-flight

Verb: 1. A man who is traversing stairs with an erection.
Adjective: 1. A person who claims to be straight, but is clearly bending in their sexuality as they interact with others

Verb: 1. My husband hit his tip on the handrail while he was wobbling-in-flight.
Adjective: 1. Did you see Cindy wobbling-in-flight as those girls walked by.

by Thogak July 7, 2018

fucken wobbly

British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.

I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone

by Rockidickens458 February 10, 2017

Wobble

"A wobble is when you see how many wibble wobbles you can shove up your ass before you feel like you have to sit down." Brad Jones (The Cinema Snob)

If the only way to get your magical balloon get is to let a creepy trucker make you go out for a wobble in the bed of their truck, then you can just forget about the ballon.

by mysticalhobo15 July 27, 2019