wouldn't fuck her with your dick

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.

Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by MnB75 March 5, 2005

with peace and love

A term originally coined by Ringo Starr but later popularized by internet personality Ethan Klein. It is used in a bid to calm an individual when an offensive comment is being made towards them.

With peace and love Trisha you're fat

by lemonsinsocks February 25, 2021

A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta

Best fucking song ever, plain and simple.

Go youtube it, right now, it's by Asking Alexandria.

Person A: This isn't over baby don't believe a word they said!
Person B: BUT THEN, SHE TAKES A MOMENT TO PONDER, TO WONDER WHAT COULD'VE BEEN GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE!
Person A: Fuck yeah! A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta owns!

by awrawerawerwar May 1, 2010

Fight Naked with Naked

Crawling into bed naked knowing there is another man naked in the same bed. The purpose of which is to make a statement that when possibly sharing a bed with another man (ex: during a trip to Kelowna) it is rude and improper to sleep completely naked.

Razvan had a tough decision at the end of the night, but in the end, he decided to fight naked with naked. As Razvan slowly took off his clothes and slid into bed with Bernie, Bernie understood the clear message Razvan was sending.

by snoop anoose August 1, 2011

McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.

"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."

by McPhail April 19, 2005

Within Temptation

An amazing goth/metal band from deep in the heard of the NETHERLANDS, baby. They're amazing.

YOU: Have you heard of Evanescence?
ME: Well, duhhhhhhh...
YOU: Oh, well...
ME: Have you heard of Within Temptation?
YOU: No...
ME: *kicks you in the FAYCEEEE with twelve-inch monster boots on*

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O March 30, 2009

keep up with the joneses

to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)

If I he can't afford a decent meal, he should not keep up with the Joneses.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2009