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wheatfield

The action of running through fields of wheat in Maidenhead.

This is the naughtiest thing Theresa May ever did.
Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose… gosh. Do you know, I’m not quite sure. I can’t think what the naughtiest thing…

"Well, nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, there are times when… I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat wheatfield, the farmers weren’t too pleased about that."
by CSD123 July 19, 2017
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Wheatist

Describes someone who appreciates and participates in the practice of admiring attractive females, i.e. recognising that they are Wheaty.

Said Wheatists are usually skilled in both detecting and commenting on the Wheatiness of said Wheaties, especially in situations where the attractive female is not to know of their attraction to her.
I was walking through the supermarket the other day when I, along with other guys in the vicinity, noticed an attractive female at the end of the aisle. These other guys proceeded to comment on how "Wheaty" she was... they were true Wheatists.
by wheatmaster9000 July 27, 2018
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wheatiboots

Absolute mad lad. The most epic gamer you will ever see. A smexy beast.
Look at that beast. He’s a wheatiboots.
by Epic Gamer September 26, 2018
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WhataSonic Express

* A pre-drinking solid base meal consisting of a burger from Whataburger, tots and a Route 44 Watermelon Slush at Sonic, and Chicken Tenders and a 1 gallon jug of sweet tea from Chicken Express to place in your Hyatt Place room refrigerator.

The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.

*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
Alex: “My plane lands at 3:30, so let’s hit up Cavenders and Sheplers so we can go ‘Rolling Blackout’ tonight, and then grab dinner.”

Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”

Alex: “Good call!”

Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
by TexasTittysprinklesLover February 23, 2019
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Wheat Knuckle

When you finger blast a vegan chick, you end up with wheat knuckles
I totally wheat knuckled that hippy bitch last night!
by Blubrew March 27, 2019
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wheat builder

a term to describe someone who eats automobiles but mostly buses and airplanes
the wheat builder ate my car! oh wow
by freshfart656 December 18, 2019
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whatamidoing?

it Questions what you (yourself) are doing
whatamidoing? is my question!
by pseudoniemetje January 6, 2020
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