Drive by wedding
I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.
Drive by wedding by Zynonn January 9, 2022
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white trash wedding
When two gay men go back and forth sharing breath after one of them has just inhaled poppers and the other has just taken a big hit from a bong or pipe ( usually filled with T). The high from the drug along with the rush from the poppers and the slowly decreasing amount of oxygen combine for a fun ride.
white trash wedding by Joey joe September 24, 2023
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The Royal Wedding
The upcoming wedding between Prince William of Wales, second in line to the throne and 'commoner' Kate Middleton to be held on the 29th April 2011, shown to billions of people around the world.
The most eagerly anticipated event in the entire history of the world if you believe the British tabloids.
The most eagerly anticipated event in the entire history of the world if you believe the British tabloids.
British Tabloid:
THE ROYAL WEDDING IS NEXT WEEK11!!!
OMFG WAITY KAITY TO MARRY WILLIAM!!!
KATE TOO SKINNY TO MARRY!!11!!!
KATE IS TOO MUCH LIKE DIANA!1!!
CAN A COMMONER REALLY BECOME QUEEN??!
WHICH WEDDING DRESS WILL KATE WEAR??!!!
Rest of World: Who even cares?
THE ROYAL WEDDING IS NEXT WEEK11!!!
OMFG WAITY KAITY TO MARRY WILLIAM!!!
KATE TOO SKINNY TO MARRY!!11!!!
KATE IS TOO MUCH LIKE DIANA!1!!
CAN A COMMONER REALLY BECOME QUEEN??!
WHICH WEDDING DRESS WILL KATE WEAR??!!!
Rest of World: Who even cares?
The Royal Wedding by Fighting Fit May 14, 2011
bundle of joy wedding
girl:"Jen and Landon are so in love!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"
bundle of joy wedding by reinrag6 December 24, 2009
Watched the Wedding Live
A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.
1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.
Watched the Wedding Live by OhCocoa May 22, 2011
danish wedding
When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.
Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up
Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up
"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"
"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."
"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."
danish wedding by Hans Christian Anderson December 10, 2008