Meat Wallet

when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.

Mark had his worst month ever and had to jerk out his meat wallet.

by Here N. Thayer December 1, 2006

shit wallet

When u open the pussy lips of a girl and shit inside and then close them.

I gave that bitch a shit wallet.

by Gogurtssss January 19, 2014

mom wallet

Oversized purse wallet carried by not a mom.

Erica has a mom wallet that barely fits in her purse. She carries it with pride

by Chelsea Sanders November 13, 2007

wallet butt

when a man wears his pants so high-waisted, he could literally reach over his shoulder and pull his wallet out of his back pocket.

Dude! Look at that guy and his high ass pants! He's a straight up wallet butt. wallet booty, wallet ass

by shanahnahnah October 16, 2010

wallet homicide

When you pay so much for something, you go broke.

"How much did you pay for that necklace, Chris?"
"It's for my girlfriend, she's worth committing wallet homicide."

by idolfanatic89 November 28, 2006

olive wallet

A stretchy slab of skin that usually holds testicles or cosmetic testicles made of any hard substance such as glass, marble, and even gold.

Jim's olive wallet tore when he attempted to jump the barbed wire fence spilling his wet olives everywhere.

by leadfarmer1612 April 21, 2010

meat wallet

A stuffed animal that has a tear in one of the seams, with enough room that one is able to insert their genitalia.

Oh, Pooby-bear, you're such a perfect meat wallet.

by derek smalls December 7, 2006