tourist wake vortex

The turbulence of low energy released from behind a gaggle of tourists plodding along without meaningful direction or motivation.

A person caught in a tourist wake vortex is rendered completely invisible, although only temporarily.

Chick1: Those guys didn't even look at us.

Chick2: Yeah, cuz we're walking behind this family of hipos. We're stuck in their tourist wake vortex - veer left!

by marybethjones December 10, 2009

bake and wake

This is when you take an edible (marijuana infused baked good) right before a nap. When you wake up you will be stoned.

Bake and wake, it's what real dreams are made of.

by Big Country SD September 16, 2011

wakked

totally wasted out of your mind; drunk, trashed, etc.

(Rhymes with 'rocked')

"George, let's get drunk tonight."
"No way Nate. I brought the Everclear, we're getting wakked!"

by George and Nate September 3, 2007

Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd

The act of consuming a large helping of eggs, any style, when under the influence of marijuana, right before bed. After waking up, get high again, and make more eggs, but in a different style. In order to do a "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" properly, you need quite a lot of eggs and recipes because you are most likely going to want to experiment beyond sprinkling cheese and diced ham over an omelet.

Man, I "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" last night, and this morning. Eggs have never been better.

by TheOnlySanchez March 18, 2011

Wake and Shake

The act of waking up and starting your day by ingesting large amounts of speed, preferably by method of insufflation.

Jimmy started his day with a wake and shake- he woke up and immediately started blowing his brother's prescription of adderall. Five minutes later he started to clean his entire house.

by NomNomNomSpeed June 26, 2009

wakeem

A handsome,charming and sweet boy who is just amazing. He has a lot of friends and is very popular so you already know he has a girlfriend. He can show off but when he’s not around his girl he’s a cool dude who is actually really sweet to his girl and knows how to make her heart melt❤️

Girl 1: Who is that hottie?
Girl 2: That’s Wakeem and I call dibs

by Litt_girl_21😜😜 May 30, 2018

wacky whiskey wake-up

A wacky whiskey wake-up is usually used to start an all-day party (especially on prom weekend). The WWW is performed by opening the mouth of someone who is asleep or passed out, holding their nose, and pouring whiskey down their throat until they wake up for a great, full day of partying.

Chris was refreshed after wasting several hours sleeping on prom weekend when he was given a wacky whiskey wake-up (WWW) that allowed him to continue partying and drinking for the rest of the weekend

by Anonymous CP June 7, 2009