Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)

You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!

Egg Whiting by ball of niggs October 25, 2023

Driving to the Wailing Wall 

Being a passenger in a car with a driver unaccustomed to driving a car equipped with manual transmission, staying in first gear way too long, resulting in a jerky, head-bobbing motion, i.e. like the pilgrims at the Wailing Wall.

Every time I get into the car with Scott's sister, we end up driving to the wailing wall for the first three or four traffic stops.

Driving to the Wailing Wall by Marquee6 January 3, 2009

toilet bowl writing 

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare

"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."

toilet bowl writing by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015

Wasting time 

Doing something that doesn't need to be done

Painting the bottom of a dumpster is a wasting time

Wasting time by Don'tpaintdumpsters2016 September 22, 2016

Writing 

The most annoying thing ever. This makes you want to yeetus yeetus commit self deleteus.

My parents are like writing.

Writing by Chase_333 November 10, 2019

Flat Whiting 

Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.

Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub

Flat Whiting by Sausage Cleaver March 14, 2019

Millennial Writing

A trend that we see in modern movies, video games, and other forms of pop culture that consists of ironic cringe lines, vague political statements that mean nothing, and tries to write the character to be just like the writer themselves. The origin of this style of writing comes from James Gunn and Joss Whedon’s style of writing in the Marvel Cinematic Universe during the early 2010s, despite Gunn and Whedon both being Gen X.

Robert: Hey did you play that new Saints Row game? My God that dialogue was horrible.
Daniel: That’s Millennial Writing for you.

Millennial Writing by Lobert_Rarsh July 29, 2023