The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
-Fictional character named Bob
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When a supposedly legit production of something cuts corners or defrauds to such an extent that it is depressing and disastrously bad for the customer, and they feel like they got defrauded. This particular form of getting bamboozled was inspired by the now famously terrible Glasgow "Willy Wonka Experience" that looked more like a giant meth lab.
"Hey so I just got back from Shrek the Musical Tour. I can't believe that Shrek was rocking a fade and cargo shorts, and they even took out the best song."
"Sorry man, I'm afraid that you've been Wonka'd."
"Sorry man, I'm afraid that you've been Wonka'd."
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Get the Wonka'd mug.oddly formed or odd. can also mean stupid, dumb, or idiot. can be used to describe something dumb, stupid or odd all together.
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Get the wonkapated mug.When you exuberantly administer a rimjob to a black woman after subsequently sploodging into her rectum with great enjoyment.
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