(n.) to take oneself out on date.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
by nolandc September 20, 2019
Get the first-wheelingmug. "Dude, have you seen how much time Nick spends with Danielle and Sarah?"
"Yeah, he's totally dual wheeling them."
"Yeah, he's totally dual wheeling them."
by Urbansaur February 7, 2017
Get the dual wheelingmug. The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).
Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:
1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"
Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:
1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"
by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009
Get the Tank Wheeledmug. 
When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"
"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"
by Bg1981 January 2, 2014
Get the Jesus Wheeledmug. by Dimond Picaxe February 1, 2019
Get the brick on wheelsmug. The act of going full yee yee in the white stuff banging gears and the sounds of rev limiter in the air
by Bambamshizzam December 25, 2020
Get the Snow wheelingmug.