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Volkmar

Volkmar comes from the classical German and means: Volk = folc = the People, mar = mari = famous: "The (by the people) famous one"
A Volkmar is often known because he is loved by the people, who trust him and often seek his company. He is seen as a trustworthy person, someone to rely on. He has an open heart and is in touch with the love in his being. He is known as a good listener.

As a people's hero, a Volkmar loves adventure and traveling. He is an appreciated guest at any social occasion, even if he has a bit of his own ways. Sometimes he seems a bit mysterious, but this just makes him even more interesting.

A Volkmar is always a special person, and often good looking or even beautiful. You sense his uniqueness.
by florella February 5, 2010
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vodka dicking

The act of sticking ones' penis into a bottle of vodka and getting super drunk.
Guy 1: Dang that guy's the life of the party! What's he doing?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's vodka dicking!
by milsyway June 16, 2016
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VOTTAS

The big 6 players in modern baseball card investing. Short for Vlad, Ohtani, Tatis, Trout, Acuna and Soto

VOTTAS is the top tier atm while everyone else is at least one tier below.

First heard used on the NFT Degen discord channel in 2021.
IE: Luis Roberts is very good but he’s not VOTTAS level yet

Or : The card market is softening except for VOTTAS prices which are steady

Or Which member of VOTTAS is gonna win the MVP this year?
by ChanceD March 23, 2022
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Teenage Vow

A Promise or a Commitment to something that seems very important to the teenager themself. Usually taken as a regular promise during in teenage years
Peter made a teenage vow that he would try his best to get to the university that he wanted to go to.
by whitemedal September 6, 2009
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Silicon Volcano

An extremely robust female who's tetas are obviously fake.
Even though those are silicon volcanoes, they still hot.
by Seven O Seven September 14, 2016
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Bedside Volcano

A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.
"Have you seen my phone?"
"Have you checked the bedside volcano?"
"Which one??"
"Good question."
by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023
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Total Perspective Vortex

The most horrifying form of torture/punishment in the known Universe. The Total Perspective Vortex (it's so mind bogglingly terrifying it even gets Capital Letters) is a small, featureless steel box, barely big enough for one man to stand in.

The hopeless victims stand in the Vortex, and are suddenly shown, for the merest instant, the whole of the Universe: the whole infinity of creation, spanning over several trillion light years, and countless millennia, with an insignificant dot saying "You Are Here".

The victims, totally demoralised by their experience, fall dead from the vortex, wherupon they become the burden of the Vortex' custodian, Pizpot Gargravarr.

To date, Zaphod Beeeblebrox (former President of the Galaxy, and "The best bang since the Big one") is the only man to have survived the vortex, solely because he is a hoopy frood and the Vortex told him as much.
The total perspective vortex derives its picture of the whole Universe on the principle of extrapolated matter analyses.

To explain - since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way affected by every other piece of matter in the Universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of creation - every sun, every planet, their orbits, their composition and their economic and social history from, say, one small piece of fairy cake.

The man who invented the Total Perspective Vortex did so basically to annoy his wife.

Trin Tragula - for that was his name - was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

And she would nag him incessantly about the utterly inordinate amount of time he spent staring out into space, or mulling over the mechanics of safety pins, or doing spectrographic amalyses of pieces of fairy cake.

"Have some sense of proportion!" she would say, sometimes as often as thirty-eight times in a single day.

And so he built the Total Perspective Vortex - just to show her.

And into one end he plugged the whole of reality as extrapolated from a single piece of fairy cake, and into the other end he plugged his wife: so that when he turned it on she saw in one instant the whole infinity of creation and herself in relation to it.

To Trin Tragula's horror, the shock completely annihilated her brain; but to his satisfaction he realised that he had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this siz, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.
by Svlad Cjelli December 17, 2004
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