1: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought a prostitute.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.
by Zanderif September 26, 2007
Get the Velvet Hat Trickmug. In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.
by Jon Ace March 30, 2009
Get the Velvet rope policymug. During anal sex, severe penetration causes rectal prolapse at which point the male partner proceeds to jizz inside the prolapsed butthole, only to gobble it up seconds later.
"Yo how was Tenjune last night?"
"Awesome, I heard Constantine gave some grenade a red velvet twinkie."
"Dude, that girl was a snook."
"Awesome, I heard Constantine gave some grenade a red velvet twinkie."
"Dude, that girl was a snook."
by Octavian DuBois February 4, 2010
Get the red velvet twinkiemug. anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.
Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 24, 2009
Get the black velvet elvismug. A term made by a group of suburban kids in Seattle meaning something that is unfavorable, annoying, unpleasant, or bad in a way that is stupid and non-sensical. Also used to describe something or someone ugly, stupid, gross, or unfashionable.
#1 Jeff: I don't like being talked to like that. Change your tone.
Charlie: Don't be so velvet dress lady, I was just asking for a pencil.
#2 God, her dress fits all wrong, it's so velvet dress lady.
Charlie: Don't be so velvet dress lady, I was just asking for a pencil.
#2 God, her dress fits all wrong, it's so velvet dress lady.
by GrandBezard September 27, 2006
Get the velvet dress ladymug. The Red Velvet Treatment is a maneuver used during oral sex. The receiver is male in which the giver will take in his or her mouth the penis, the scrotum and tickle the anus with their tongue.
Darrin’s eye’s widened with surprise when Velma removed her dentures and proceeded to give him the red velvet treatment.
by SharonPeters June 21, 2008
Get the Red Velvet Treatmentmug. -Bro, Jessica gave me a red velvet surprise last night...
-that’s why I only eat ass with the lights on.
-that’s why I only eat ass with the lights on.
by Sharpsean October 12, 2020
Get the Red velvet surprisemug.