1: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought a prostitute.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.
by Zanderif August 31, 2007
In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.
by Jon Ace November 16, 2008
During anal sex, severe penetration causes rectal prolapse at which point the male partner proceeds to jizz inside the prolapsed butthole, only to gobble it up seconds later.
"Yo how was Tenjune last night?"
"Awesome, I heard Constantine gave some grenade a red velvet twinkie."
"Dude, that girl was a snook."
"Awesome, I heard Constantine gave some grenade a red velvet twinkie."
"Dude, that girl was a snook."
by Octavian DuBois February 05, 2010
anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.
Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 24, 2009
A term made by a group of suburban kids in Seattle meaning something that is unfavorable, annoying, unpleasant, or bad in a way that is stupid and non-sensical. Also used to describe something or someone ugly, stupid, gross, or unfashionable.
#1 Jeff: I don't like being talked to like that. Change your tone.
Charlie: Don't be so velvet dress lady, I was just asking for a pencil.
#2 God, her dress fits all wrong, it's so velvet dress lady.
Charlie: Don't be so velvet dress lady, I was just asking for a pencil.
#2 God, her dress fits all wrong, it's so velvet dress lady.
by GrandBezard September 27, 2006
The Red Velvet Treatment is a maneuver used during oral sex. The receiver is male in which the giver will take in his or her mouth the penis, the scrotum and tickle the anus with their tongue.
Darrin’s eye’s widened with surprise when Velma removed her dentures and proceeded to give him the red velvet treatment.
by SharonPeters June 21, 2008
I was hoping to get a little truffle butter, but the chick was on her period, so it was red velvet butter instead.
by dGen March 04, 2015