vancouver, wa

lived in vancouver wa my whole life and escaped to a bigger more diverse city as soon as possible. depressing and gloomy and mental health is terrible due to seasonal depression (duh. it rains for like 10/12 months out of the year). the waterfront is the only saving grace. downtown is kinda cool only because it's now a Portland Lite. too many people are on extremes of the political divide. you'll end up encountering right-wing conspiracy theorists and extreme left-wingers alike. schools are terrible unless you are in Mountain View, Union, or Camas (if you're in Camas you're probably rich). houses cost too much now; the middle class can give up on ever owning a house. everyone is super cold and distant. despite its problems Californians keep moving here or coming for vacation. i guess if you like hiking and trees and non-polluted air it's a decent place to live. everyone outside of vancouver does not know what it is.

other person: "Where do you live?"
vancouverite: "Vancouver, WA"
other person: "I love Canada!"
vancouverite: "..."

by sadvancouverite October 4, 2022

Valcor

Synonym for 'taco'. Also used as a name for someone who's confused and / or unable to communicate with those in the immediate vicinity.

Gawd, I could really go for a meaty Valcor on this here cruise to Mexico.

by Zombles January 2, 2009

Varo

varo forever real

I believe in varo.

by master hiro April 29, 2021

Vancouver Size

Referring to doing something exciting... funny...interesting... crazy... of just in a size that is beyond extra large

I'm available after Wednesday, so lets do something ... something at Vancouver size please!

by VTM November 19, 2010

varcon

Varcon is a sexy human being which sometimes tends to break many hearts, A Varcon’s are very focused and strong minded when it comes to goals. When being introduced to a Varcon it is hard to take your eyes off a Varcon because they are truly beautiful in every way. Varcon will happily hang out with his friends and put them first over him or herself every time. Varcon is so loving and will only say I love you if it is 100% from the heart. Varcon can drink anything and everything from the bottle store and can drink a lot. If you don’t have a varcon in your life you are truly missing out, get yourself a varcon they a rare but will definitely show you a good time.

Do you know varcon ?

Yes omg he so sexy

I wish Varcon knew me

I was with varcon for 3min and couldn’t stop staring

Yeh me too he’s so amazingly handsome

by Realmvp November 21, 2021

varmoot

Roadkill that has been hit so many times you can't tell what it was.

Damn, Did you see that?
That varmoot was just a red spot.

by Mr. Dotcom. August 11, 2005

VarDoziT

1. Cure for all things evil or bad.
2. Help when none is around.

VarDoziT is what cures the world.

by The Dean 05 July 20, 2008