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Wilson Valdez

A medicore style of a baseball player in which they ground into double plays every opportunity granted to them
Mark was such a Wilson Valdez, his coach benched him for the state-championship.
by PhilliesBaseballTalk July 24, 2010
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Valentineitis

The feeling on Valentine's Day when you do not have a Valentine, but your friends do.

Usually, the person is overcome by jealousy and depression.
A: "Hey bro, you got a Valentine?"
B: "Nah, I'm going to have a really bad case of Valentineitis when I think about what you and Sally are going to be doing.."
by Zakul February 13, 2008
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Valentine's Day

Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.

Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.

Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
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Valea

A Valea is a very crazy and beautiful Person. You're glad if you have a Valea in your life
I'm so sad, i need a Valea in my life
by eeemss January 6, 2017
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shane valdez

Shane Valdez is an award winning independent film maker and camera man for rock band Panic at the Disco. Shane is also the roomate of Panic's lead singer Brendon Urie who lives in Las Vegas. He owns Realm Films, his indie film company. His name is also spelled Shane Valdés.
Did you know that Shane Valdez's award winning film "19 Miles to Vegas" was filmed in only 48 hours?
by Sedalyn June 25, 2008
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Valentine

Being someone's valentine means you adorn that person with love, flowers, chocolate, smiles... frikken unicorns, kisses, fun times and oral sex
by BEEutiful February 12, 2015
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I'm So Over Valentine's Day

A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.
I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.
by NonnaK March 1, 2011
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