Vacuumable

When wanting to know if something on the floor can go up the vacuum.

Hey, do you know if this thing on the floor is vacuumable?

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

Backseat Vacuuming

Don’t be a douche

“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”

by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021

Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.

Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.

by Kf1345 August 9, 2022

Vacuum Suck

When a girl sucks a guy’s balls so hard that he can’t have kids anymore.

Yeah bro her vacuum suck was so strong that my sack turned blue and purple with green pimples all over it, making it taste like warm gorilla balls.

by Hahu September 4, 2022

Vacuum

When a girl sucks in while sucking a dick.

My girlfriend just vacuumed me.

by Penis Fucker Parker December 11, 2021

Rainbow Vacuum

A gay blow job.

Matix had a rainbow vacuum party.

by Deepration December 23, 2021

Bloody Vacuum

A (hetero)sexual act in which the girl will be on her menstrual cycle, and when she rides her partner and bleeds on them, she will get off, then proceed to give them a blowjob

"...he asked me to give him a bloody Vacuum when I told him I was on my period. I think I'm going to break it off."

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR May 19, 2022