vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess

I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!

by Trevyamo August 15, 2023

vacuum cleaner

an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit

hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner

by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023

Iron Vacuum

The motion getting oral sex from a vacuum cleaner with Lysol as a lubricator and then pouring melted iron on your pussy once you cum to get a mold of your orgasming pussy.

Bob- Hey Chloe, what are you using tonight?
Chloe- Im gonna use my iron vacuum.
Bob- oh cool!!

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

Vacuum

What Stewie really said to Brian in that episode of Family Guy. Brian thinks he said fuck you so he goes and tells on him.

Stewie: Fine! Well you have extra sensitive hearing so hear this! *mouths vacuum*
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 8, 2020

Dry Vacuum 3000

When someone is sucking the dick and suck like Za vacuum

That bitch gave me that dry vacuum 3000

by 10/10 pen February 23, 2020

The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

Shaft-Treasure Vacuum

One who enjoys to suck on any material that is shaped in a shaft, balls or complete dildo shape.

Yo man, I heard Brian has been turning into a Shaft-Treasure Vacuum lately.
Yea, he's been blowing any object he can find.

by Darmonanic October 16, 2020