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Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.
Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"
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Updategoer

(noun)

A Backrooms-inspired entity in real life, symbolizing those who obsessively ask for updates on Escape the Backrooms (ETB) or other games.

Known to "haunt" forums, Discord servers, and social media with relentless demands for new features, bug fixes, or release dates.
"Bro, stop being an updategoer and let the devs work in peace."

"The updategoers are restless—they’ve been chanting 'when’s the update?' for hours in the Discord server."

"I checked the patch notes thread, and it’s just full of updategoers asking the same thing."
by Seb Da Devs June 28, 2025
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pointer update

Change in address, phone number, IM, or other contact details. Originates in the programmer community where a "pointer" is something that tells you where to look for the real information.
I got a new cell phone and have to send everyone a pointer update so they don't call the old number.
by DrWex January 6, 2009
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Slatus Update

An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'
"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"
by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012
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cowboy update

A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...

B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2017
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John Updick

The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike
"Hey did you finish the essay?"

"Yeah, but I was getting a John Updick the entire time"
by NiggerFaggot1234 July 11, 2017
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shawn updegraff

a word that translate to complete fatty. usually has horrible dance moves and takes very awkward selfies with people he's met on the streets. A shawn updegraff will also be known for lying a lot and losing a ping pong. usually has no money and begs for money and food.
man 1 hey this is expensive care to split the bill

man 2 sorry i can't

man 1 come on, don't be a shawn updegraff
by david the goat 🐐 August 21, 2017
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