Skip to main content

Hollins University

1) a historically women's college known for horse girls, english majors, and cottagecore lesbians.
2) the indirect result of owning a Kit Kitteredge doll as a child.
1) We should have a picnic later near Tinker Mountain, after all, we do attend Hollins University. I am gay.
2) I had a Kit Kitteredge doll as a child and now I go to Hollins University. I'm also gay <3
by themoonstones May 6, 2021
mugGet the Hollins University mug.
A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.
guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?
by AxolAtlas February 11, 2021
mugGet the aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe mug.

Eastern New Mexico University

One of the most profoundly depressing colleges in the United States. It is 400 miles west of Dallas, and 200 miles east of Albuquerque. Yes, those are the two closest notable cities. To get in, a 14 on the ACT is required, yet many students receive waivers with some scoring as low as an 8. Just for context, putting down "C" as every answer on the ACT will yield an 11. If one were to randomly spill ink on the ACT, they would still outscore the average ENMU student.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.
Hey, you also go to Eastern New Mexico University? I'm glad we can both agree that there is no better smell than manure and rural poverty in the morning!
by New Mexican May 31, 2018
mugGet the Eastern New Mexico University mug.

Hamline University

A liberal arts school where half the students play sports and the other half of the students do not. The athletes are D3. The liberal arts kids try to dress unique, dance, and sing at awkward times; 1 out of 6 people are not straight. It feels just like high school with more gay people.
Dude what's at Hamline University? Liberal arts things plus sports.
by Shanikana May 2, 2009
mugGet the Hamline University mug.

Universe

All there is.

This is a flexable term, which once was used for what we now call the solar system. Later, it was used for what we call the Milky Way. Now it is used for the sum total of all the galaxies, of which appears to be about ten billion of them.
The more we learn, the larger our universe seems to get.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
mugGet the Universe mug.

Stargate Universe

Science fiction series set within the Stargate franchise mythology. More mature and serious in tone than it's predecessors, with higher production values it has been hailed as the saviour of the genre, the last remaining hardcore science fiction series on television and a departure from the shows it preceded, Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis respectively.

Garnering hate from a section of philistine supporters of the previous series' the show has found solace in critical acclaim and a more intelligence and thoughtful (if smaller) audience than the shows that preceeded it. The show has been praised by critics and scientists alike as it explores the human condition the way great science fiction should.

A true television masterpiece.
Did you see Stargate Universe last night? My mind it blown!
by Jenks86 December 11, 2010
mugGet the Stargate Universe mug.

Syracuse University

Something like a college
Where you supposedly gain knowledge
A beautiful campus set in a bad city
The time and place to get extremely shitty
Now the people are of their own
And their wealth is very much shown
Frat boys drinking all over the yard
Girls running their daddy's credit card
Known for basketball and the Dome
Expensive cars and rockin the chrome
BMW, porche, benz and audi
These japs know how to fucking party
Look for the uggs in the snow
Cause the bar scene is always a go
Faegans if you're official
Lucy's for the superficial
Head to Chucks--it's the sports bar
Then walk to Harry's cause its not far
Cross the street, Darwins for some shots
and if all else fails, Maggies is the one for the tots

Aside from the drinking watch out for the drugs,
The campus food and girls giving out fake hugs
Be aware that it will snow and rain
But when the sun comes out you’ll go flip flop insane
If you’re a freshman don’t carry the orange lanyards
If you’re a sophomore yell FRESHMEN outta your cars
If you’re a junior you’re probably abroad overseas
And if you’re a senior live it up, please!

Senior Sundays
Chillin Mondays
Tuesday box of wine (bring the loot)
Wednesday, rock paper scissor…shoot
Thirsty Thurs, the weekend starts no doubt
Themed party on Fri… yep another blackout
Sat? Lots to do then
After that…start the cycle over again.

Work as hard or as little as you please
But be prepared to explain those C’s
Newhouse for communications
Greek houses for crazy initiations
Fake sun at Garbo’s upstairs
Sit out at Starbucks on the chairs
J.Michaels for the latest styles
Marshall Street: all smiles

All colleges seem somewhat the same
After all it’s one big game
Tell the parents you’re studying and staying in
Hang up the phone, let the fun begin
However Cuse is unlike any other, just so grand
But unless you go here… you just.. wouldn’t.. understand.
by *CUSE CUSE CUSE* July 16, 2008
mugGet the Syracuse University mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email