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drunk ultimatum

(noun)
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.
We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs
by Green Balls November 22, 2010
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The Ultimate Warrior

A sex act. While having doggy style sex with a girl you grab both of her arms, and hold them out in a T formation, and shake the hell out of them. Just like the WWF star, the Ultimate Warrior's ring introduction.
I was hitting Jessica from the back, and thought I'd spice it up a bit so I gave her the Ultimate Warrior. I nearly dislocated her shoulder. Whoops.
by Ottis Spunkmire July 19, 2011
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Ultra Giga Super Ultimate Alpha Sussy Chad

the MOST powerful Chad in the Chad universe. He surpassed the Alpha Giga Chad which is so cracked at this point. Ultra Giga Super Ultimate Alpha Sussy Giga Chad is the most powerful being in the world. If a girl see him, the girl will orgasm 10x at the speed of light-years. His ego is so and very Godly. He killed Jesus and Muhammad at the same time.
Ultra Giga Super Ultimate Alpha Sussy Giga Chad will come to universe and fuck all of the girls and girl pornstars, hence, the big three in porn
Mia khalifa, lana rhoades, and REDACTED
and he will evolve into the MOST OP CHAD IN THE UNIVERSE
Person 1:im the giga Chad, im the most powerful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:shut up I can defeat you in seconds
person 1:then who the hell are you and what are you
me:im th ultra giga super ultimate alpha sussy giga Chad

person 1:*gasp* kill me and fuck me
ULTRA GIGA SUPER ULTIMATE ALPHA SUSSY CHAD IS NUTS
by Vampix#69 December 24, 2021
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Ultimate-Guitar

AKA UG; The Pit; Russian-servers-are-located-here!; Kensai's Dungeon; Hell; HEEEEEEY!!

A community that will overtake 4Chan one day. Needless to say, UG is a pretty awesome website. It's filled with video lessons, tablature, reviews and Guitar Pro files that will teach you how to be an aspiring guitarist, probably better than douchebags like Lil Wayne UG has also installed widgets for members so if you check them out, they are so rad (wow, I sound like a chav)

UG is also popular for one thing: The Pit, where all 14-year olds, who are regular fappers and have no life at all (I just kid..) The Pit is seriously weird but you'll seem to like every user that you'll see, unless you're a girl. It is filled with every meme possible and ridiculous news. If you're addicted to the Pit, you're called a Pit Monkey - idk wtf that means.
BOY 1: Dude, wtf should we do now?
BOY 2: Idk...
BOY 1: How about fapping?
BOY 2: No, let's visit Ultimate-Guitar.com
BOY 1: You're no f*cking guitarist
BOY 2: =D
by gavz_verdikt August 7, 2009
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unimaginable

Something so awesome that it is impossible to imagine or comprehend.
"The lifestyle that Bart and Maurizio live is of an unimaginable quality"
by wbbp December 12, 2012
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The Ultimate.

A rare breed that travels among the humans, blending into their society by taking on their appearance. Many people consider Chuck Norris to be one of the Ultimates, but he cannot even compare to an Ultimate. An Ultimate is what created the Titans, which created the Gods. An Ultimate can ignite the polar ice-caps Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, but an Ultimate can slam Chuck Norris. An Ultimate knows all the names of the people in Anonymous. An Ultimate beats all the worlds records in the first hour of his day....everyday.

An Ultimate bleeds liquefied diamond. An Ultimate rolls his eyes at the phrase "Rome wasn't built in a day", as if that's something difficult for an Ultimate to do.

The Ultimate are not born through the womb of a human. Their origin is unknown, one can only know when an Ultimate is coming when they see a shooting star.

One of the religious icons known as Jesus Christ is famous for walking on water; little does the religious group know that Jesus learned it from an Ultimate.

Adamantium is the closest thing that the human race can think of that is almost comparable to being as strong as an Ultimates skeleton.

An Ultimate can freeze the sun and breathe in open space, we are the top dog, we are all seeing, you may be king of the hill, but we ARE the hill, and we can break in half at any moment, swallowing you and crushing you instantly; we are the elite race, we are the strongest breed, we are amazing, we are immortal. We are.....Ultimate.
Example 1:

The person: *watching dragonball z* WOW! Goku's such a beast!!! how does someone get slammed in a mountain 50 times, shot by beams of incinerating raw energy, and struck in all vital bodypoints by thousands of pounds of pressure and still survive????

The Ultimate.: It's not that hard...

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Example 2

The person: Did you hear their evacuating the country? A tornado the size of Texas is expected to destroy it all to dust?

The Ultimate: *gets hang glider*
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Example 3

The person: Damnit this email gave my computer a virus! Now I gotta pay a hundred dollars to geeksquad!

The Ultimate: *opens the email on his computer, causing the creator of the virus to spontaneously combust*
by Anima Mundi September 3, 2011
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Ultimate BackShots

Ultimate BackShots is when a fucking your girl And You realize she has them back dimples and you place your thumb on them sexy motherfuckas and just start Pounding from behind
Aye Josh I gave yo Girl some Ultimate BackShots Last Night
by ULTIMATE 8 BLOCKER April 23, 2020
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