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Turkey dick

by Some guy on discord November 28, 2019
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TurkeyDie

Hey, Are you TurkeyDie?
by MonkeyDie April 25, 2020
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Turkeys

Turkey: A place where a person goes to get a nice set of teeth at a reduced cost
Alright kid how much did you spend on them turkeys?
by boyobop July 18, 2021
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Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though
by WatcherInc August 26, 2022
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giant turkey

A mispronunciation of jive turkey. It is a comeback to puffer flumpkin. Usually when you call somebody a jive turkey, they hear giant turkey instead.
Tyler: You jive turkey
Me: What, giant turkey. How am I a giant turkey?
Tyler: WHAT! Everybody always thinks I say that.
by lulahula9 October 11, 2013
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frosty turkey

When you shove leaves up a bitches ass and have her fart them out then put snow in her pussy and have her queef a white Christmas
That bitch so fine I'd give her a frosty turkey
by Imtherealjoebidennigga November 17, 2016
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Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.
"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"
by WUADAXSP April 20, 2018
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