Torting

To tort you need two people, one person stands with their legs open while the other person grabs their balls and hangs from them, this causes extreme pain and should be avoided unless you’re brave

Me and jack did torting last night, it hurt so bad but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Turtling

To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.

Me and my class wanted to pull a prank on the teacher, so we decided to do turtling!

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Turkington

A guy who likes to ask chicks if they thinks he’s good looking while thrashing them

After a few tins he turns into such a turkington

by Gelties December 9, 2024

Turkington

A man/boy who gets on the piss and asks females if they think he’s good looking. Normally has a horrific porn addiction

Look at that guy, he’s full Turkington tonight

by Gelties December 9, 2024

Turing's Lemma

As AI improves, fewer people will be able to demonstrate by virtue of their intelligence that they are not computers.

As AI becomes better at diagnosing than doctors, Turing's Lemma applies. Customer service is a profession in which Turing's Lemma does not yet apply, unfortunately.

by WhatwasIsaying February 5, 2025

Turding

Moving the buttocks constantly, like a twerking dance, while defecating to make a massive turd come out from between the glutes easily.

Sally has such a fat ass that I saw her performing turding at the summer camp evening.

by Imperador dos 10K Calendários March 21, 2025

Turning 19 in Poland

When you turn 19 in Poland you serve in the Military. This is a way to say you are looking good or “serving”

wow is that a new dress? you are literally turning 19 in Poland right now

by PhaePhee April 6, 2025