giant turkey

A mispronunciation of jive turkey. It is a comeback to puffer flumpkin. Usually when you call somebody a jive turkey, they hear giant turkey instead.

Tyler: You jive turkey
Me: What, giant turkey. How am I a giant turkey?
Tyler: WHAT! Everybody always thinks I say that.

by lulahula9 October 11, 2013

frosty turkey

When you shove leaves up a bitches ass and have her fart them out then put snow in her pussy and have her queef a white Christmas

That bitch so fine I'd give her a frosty turkey

by Imtherealjoebidennigga November 17, 2016

Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.

"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"

by WUADAXSP April 20, 2018

Ol Turkey Tug

Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.

What a great meal. Now to top it off with a big dump and a good ol turkey tug.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017

Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019

Cardboard Turkey Head

Literary the funniest phase to ever be created

Cardboard Turkey Head

by Scoob.- June 13, 2019

Cold Turkey Szn

The season of cold turkey where if someone is putting NNN into jeopardy, you must stop them and tell them “it’s Cold Turkey Szn.”

Kayla: Oh no! Step bro, I’m stuck under the table. Please help me!
Brady: No! It’s Cold Turkey Szn!
Kayla: Oh shoot, my bad.

by Wawn Tawn November 4, 2019