birch tree swingset

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis

"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."

by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010

Lone Tree High School

A school in Lone Tree, Iowa! It is in fact a high school!

(1) A hell for people who don't follow cliques and cliche shit.

(2) Full of wanna be Jersey Shore members that tan WAY too fucking much!!

(1) Mr. Hansen: I fucking HATE Lone Tree High School!

(2) Brenden S.: Dude Erin L. is way too fucking tan! It's like she wants to be black! Damn crazy bitch!

by LTClassof2012 April 11, 2011

Christmas tree'd

Colloquial term for someone who has had a vasectomy

"I've been Christmas tree'd. My balls are only there for decoration now"

by DinkumDavo September 16, 2014

Backwards Tree

When a male human has a penis with lots of hair, and I mean LOTS of hair.

1. Omg! I died laughing at how my boyfriend has a backwards tree!

2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.

3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.

by Racist Cumtart March 15, 2015

climb his tree

When he is so tall you wanna climb him like you would climb a tree

When u wanna ride his penis hard

Damn look at kaden i wanna climb his tree😉😉😏

by Elliejo February 13, 2017

one tree hill

bball meets pretty people meets drama.

chad michael murry

by jsue April 3, 2004

One Tree Hill

One of the best shows on tv with one of the hottest guys on tv!! a must see for any fans of The O.C. or Gilmore Girls

me:i love one tree hill so much chad micheal murray is so hot!

friends: ya i know i wanna bang him

by jackie July 21, 2008