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Guido torpedo

The car all Guidos drive. True Italians do not drive these cars, only the east coast trash. It can be one of two things: a domestic car that has been "riced out" (ex. 96' ford mustang with big chrome wheels, a body kit, noisy rattling exhaust, and huge rear spoiler), or an import with "muscle car" accesories (ex: honda accord painted red with black racing stripes, huge meaty rear tires, cowl inducted hood scoop, and side pipes. Sometimes painted with yellow flames). These types of cars are rarely combined.
guy: what the hell is making that sound?
guy2: fuckin guido torpedo just drove by.
by trallala September 26, 2009
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The Del Toros

A band of four gentlemen from Tulsa, OK hounding the city and its surroundings with rock and roll. The Del Toros manage to cut through polarizing subgenres and fuse the classic with the contemporary to form their own unique brand of music. Sometimes confused with a gritty 70's horror flick, their stage perfomance and banter will delve into your nightmares.
The Del Toros rocked my flippin socks off last night.

I listened to The Del Toros new album last night and now I can't sleep.
by addakymi January 27, 2011
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cherry tops

by Spaztastic Derek February 7, 2004
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torpedo

A half-handle, or about 750mL, of alcohol, usually vodka.
I have a black cherry torpedo in my room waiting to be drunk.
by claudiu April 17, 2007
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The Angry Torpedo

to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.
Man, I was feeding this chick a hot lunch last night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.
by Stacker February 26, 2004
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torpedoed

To be betrayed, backstabbed, dissed, or punked by a someone you thought loyal.
Usually it's bros before hos, but Eddy torpedoed me with that bitch.
by mcgggggg June 6, 2005
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tops

Boy: "want to have sex?"
Girl: "Yes but I get tops!"
by sntrocket November 7, 2007
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